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  • ...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

    Loss   Cheese   Weight  
  • For the gentle werelibrarian, who's strictly vegetarian, there's nothing like Tofillager the MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER

  • We could have made it to the Arizona border in a few more hours if we hadn't been distracting each other with stupid little arguments. Don't get me wrong; I liked J.Lo fine. I've made that bed. But I'm not sure there's a person in the world I could be with twenty-four hours a day for three weeks without getting a little snippy. If I ever meet such a person, I'm marrying them.

    Stupid   Arizona   Bed  
    Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.302, A&C Black
  • [J.Lo] found us a police car. Sort of. 'It's not a police car,' I said. 'It is,' said J.Lo. 'Looknow. Lights for flashing.' 'That's true.' 'Writing on the sides.' 'Yeah, but the writing? It says ''BullShake Party Patrol.'' Yes. Whatnow?

    Party   Writing   Light  
  • The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon full acceptance into the local lodge, the 13th following Initiation, the 21st at the end of the Initiate's second week, and the 89th the first time he brings snacks.

  • YOU have no room to laugh, that's all. I'm not doing any worse with Boovish than you did with English.' Get off of the car,' J.Lo huffed. 'I am an English superstar.' Uh-uh. There's no comparison. 'Gratuity' in written Boovish has seventeen different bubbles that all have to be the right size and in the right place. 'J.Lo' in written English only has three letters, and you still spelled it 'M-smiley face-pound sign.

    Laughing   Car   Rooms  
    Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.178, A&C Black
  • You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

  • Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

    Cat   Want   Way  
    Jeramey Kraatz, Adam Rex, Adam Jay Epstein, Andrew Jacobson, Tim Green (2012). “Class Acts Kids' Ebook Sampler”, p.55, Harper Collins
  • As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

    Nice   Cat   Pet  
  • I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

    Eye   Spy   Sausage  
    Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.73, A&C Black
  • Magic likes a good tragedy, too.

    Magic   Tragedy   Likes  
  • There's a little bit of magic in every box!

    Magic   Littles   Boxes  
    Jeramey Kraatz, Adam Rex, Adam Jay Epstein, Andrew Jacobson, Tim Green (2012). “Class Acts Kids' Ebook Sampler”, p.73, Harper Collins
  • Can I see some ID?" "WE DON'T HAVE ID," said Jay, loudly. "'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN. WE DON'T USE ID...THERE. AND THAT'S WHY WE LOOK SO YOUNG. 'CAUSE WE'RE CANADIAN." Doug stiffened. Jay sounded crazy. Doug tried looking extra sane to even things out.

    Crazy   Looks   Use  
  • Wherefor are you knowing it? If you stacked all of the Gorg in the galaxy on top of eachother, the Gorg would kill you.

    Knowing   Galaxy   Ifs  
  • I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

    Kids   Nerd   Outgoing  
  • What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

    Honey   Canada   Said  
  • Regarding stickyfish teams, I favor the Bigfield Fighting Koobish.

    Team   Fighting   Favors  
  • I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

    Girl   Games   Vampire  
  • Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a white Westerner habit of wearing other cultures like T-shirts—the sticker bindis on club kids, sindoor in the hair of an unmarried pop star, Hindi characters inked carelessly on tight tank tops and pale flesh. She knew Americans liked to flash a little Indian or Japanese or African. They were always looking for a little pepper to put in their dish.

    Stars   Character   Kids  
  • We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.

    Use   Bathroom   Aliens  
    Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.221, A&C Black
  • They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

    Zoos   Mean   Elephants  
    Adam Rex (2010). “Fat Vampire: A Never-Coming-of-Age Story”, p.22, Harper Collins
  • The Boov frowned. 'Everybodies always is wanting to make a clone for to doing their work. If you are not wanting to do your work, why would a clone of you want to do your work?

    Want   Ifs  
    Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.69, A&C Black
  • There was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept in the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled ‘DEAD SPIDERS.’ As if I hadn’t always known it was there. As if I wouldn’t want to look at dead spiders.

    Mom   Rainy Day   Eggs  
    Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.8, A&C Black
  • Is there a short-eared koobish, then?' Mmmyes ...' said J.Lo. 'But it is technically not really a koobish. Is more alike a kind of singing pumpkin.' We had conversations like these all the time, where I just eventually gave up.

    Singing   Kind   Pumpkin  
  • The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

    Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.7, A&C Black
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