Adam Sandler Quotes

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  • I prefer musicals, because I am the best dancer who ever lived. The best plies, the best sashays, and by far the best-smelling Capezios.

  • My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

  • Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

  • I like sitting and writing with my buddies.

    Interview with Sara Wayland, June 21, 2010.
  • The Canteen Boy, the reason you feel bad for him and you can laugh is because he, and I guess a lot of my characters, they don't notice they're getting made fun of. So they'll say something back that's not that great a quip, but in their mind they won the argument.

  • Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you're feeling blue.

  • I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!

  • Having a kid is great... as long as his eyes are closed and he's not moving or speaking.

    "Big Daddy". 1999.
  • It's nice when little teams win.

  • I'd like to have a kid, and I'd like to be driving around. I know a kid is going to be a big part of my life. I can trust my kid. I know my kid would be in the backseat of my car, and when I say You wanna get some ice-cream? he's going to be happy. My brother has kids. I see that trick work, the ice cream trick.

  • So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

  • I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

  • Wedding Singer taught us we shouldnt be afraid of making people feel emotional in the middle of the movie, rather than just dealing with comedy.

  • When I'm around the kids I feel like I act the most grown-up just because you're supposed to. And I say things, like every other day, that remind me of my own parents.

  • One night I couldn't sleep. It was like 2:00 in the morning. I was thinking, 'What can I do?' I'm watching TV. I'm like, 'Let me do something else.' I'm not going to fall asleep for a few hours. What are my hobbies? There was the masturbation option. I skipped that because just knowing my kids are down the hall I felt psychotic. So, I went with watching more TV. I couldn't come up with anything. I was going, 'God, read a book.' Then I was like this, 'Where do I keep the books?' I've got nothing to do but watch TV.

  • My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal.

  • I guess in my house when I was growing up, I was comfortable trying to be funny. And my dad, of course, it bugged him sometimes. He was trying to rest, and I was constantly trying to say something stupid to get a reaction. But I like doing these movies. You can do it in front of the camera and then it's over. I don't have to worry about being in front of too many people.

  • I think when I bought a house, that's when I thought I felt like that's a grown up thing to do.

  • I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.

  • Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!

  • The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of money I have, it's difficult to raise children the way I was raised. But I took away the west and north wing of the house for those guys. So, they're not allowed in there.

    "DUB Q&A: Adam Sandler". Press conference, June 9, 2010.
  • I finished a big book the other day. 421 pages. That's a lot of coloring when you think about it.

  • With the amount of money I have, it's difficult raising children the way I was raised.

  • We just bought this house. It's too big. It's like 400,000 square feet, or something. We got an indoor lake and ski slope in the house! It's just too big.

  • He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?

  • Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

  • I'm pretty hot, right? Very hot, if I may say so myself. Don't you feel the sex I'm radiating?

  • Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

  • It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

  • I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

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