Adam Selzer Quotes

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  • The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women's rights as part of its reforms. Ironically, the section on women's rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens' rights into it, it would never pass. The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.

  • When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

    Song   World   Cry  
  • Let me get this straight," I say. "You're practically ordering me to die. What kind of guidance counselor are you?

    Kind   Guidance   Let Me  
    Adam Selzer (2010). “I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It”, p.83, Delacorte Books for Young Readers
  • Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.

    Wow   Problem   Guidance  
    Adam Selzer (2010). “I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It”, p.120, Delacorte Books for Young Readers
  • Not that anyone minds--no one's paying attention to the music. Most of them never really listen to music. Practically no one actually does. Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing. I feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it's like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world. They don't know what it's like when a song changes your life.

    Song   Sorry   People  
  • If you really like someone, it doesn't matter what their mouth feels or tastes like. The kiss is still awesome.

    Kissing   Mouths   Matter  
    Adam Selzer (2010). “I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It”, p.42, Delacorte Books for Young Readers
  • A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date. We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you'll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages), never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he's probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word "married" on the first date (he'll turn out to be a mama's boy or a religious type)

    Religious   Boys   Car  
    Adam Selzer (2010). “I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It”, p.46, Delacorte Books for Young Readers
  • Some of them are wearing skirts that I'm pretty sure are supposed to be belts.

    Adam Selzer (2010). “I Kissed a Zombie, and I Liked It”, p.14, Delacorte Books for Young Readers
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