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  • I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

    Running   Gun   Gambling  
  • But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.

  • I ain't apologizing for anything, especially if it's a joke.

    Apologizing   Jokes   Ifs  
    Interview With Steve Heisler, tv.avclub.com. January 7, 2010.
  • I'm a comic, so I like to stay nocturnal. I work 10 p.m. to 1 a.m.

  • At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

    Kids   Gambling   Mirages  
  • I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

  • For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old coke dealer's kid's bar mitzvah.

    Memories   Kids   Vegas  
  • The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

  • Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

    Whiskey  
  • I wish I was this dark genius artist - like Richard Pryor or something.

    Dark   Artist   Wish  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.

    Careers   Two   Mad  
  • I think it reminds me of my childhood, my father, .. I think people have the same reaction. It reminds you of what it was like to be a kid, where everything is carefree and fun.

    Fun   Father   Kids  
  • When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

    Interview with Steve Heisler, www.avclub.com. January 7, 2010.
  • Googling me, you talk about being depressed. First of all there's 18 websites that predict my early death.

  • Artie is going to do what ever Artie wants to do.

    Want  
  • Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to get endorsements or anything like that

    Play   Two   Way  
  • I have a bad gambling problem. You're not in show business for 12 years and dress like this without a bad gambling problem.

  • I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.

    Guy   Stability  
  • Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

    Hate   Drug   Ems  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • And now it looks like I'm probably going to shoot a movie that I wrote. I got the money to do it, and I would star and all, because of being on Howard.

    Stars   Looks  
  • Frank Sebastiano is a real write. He has two Emmys, one from 'SNL' and the other from 'The Chris Rock Show' . The only award I have is an FM-mmy.

    Real   Writing   Awards  
  • The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.

    Morning   Real   Laughing  
  • I was always a thin kid; I was an athlete.

    Athlete   Kids  
    "Artie Lange’s chilling words pre-suicide attempt: ‘I have so much to live for’". Interview With Mandy Stadtmiller, nypost.com. January 8, 2010.
  • 'Course the world of sports takes itself way too serious. Sports writers are all high and mighty.

    Sports   World   Way  
    Interview With Steve Heisler, tv.avclub.com. January 7, 2010.
  • Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

    Sad   Mean   Vegas  
  • I like gambling on stuff that you don't know anything about. That's when it's exciting.

  • I have been in a lot of movies, but none of them are critics' darlings, you might say.

    Might   Darling   Critics  
  • A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of years ago, A-Rod went to the hospital and promised a dying kid he'd ground out to second for him.

  • The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off.

    Kids   Reason   Heroin  
  • I used to be a longshoreman. I didn't go to college. I have a voice that when I say something, it can sound way meaner than you think it is.

    Interview With Steve Heisler, tv.avclub.com. January 7, 2010.
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    Artie Lange

    • Born: October 11, 1967
    • Occupation: Actor