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  • I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

  • I once got sacked for laughing ... mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.

    "Bernard Manning has his last laugh" by Mark Tran, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2007.
  • I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.

  • You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe

  • Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore.

  • I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

    "Bernard Manning has his last laugh" by Mark Tran, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2007.
  • I've got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you're 71 years old. People just think I'm a silly old fool.

  • If you want to drink, have a drink... if you want to drive, then drive... there's nothing worse than having a smash sober.

  • We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.

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    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
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