Bob Hope Quotes
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I'm breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That's what gives me the strength to break the club.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Every Naval vessel has a contingent of Marines aboard. After all, the Sailors have to have someone to dance with.
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I can still chase women, only downhill
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn't go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
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My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Jack Benny really liked my book. I know because he called me up from the library and told me.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you're God's frozen people.
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In his prime, the young comic walked onto a stage with the confidence of a man who owned it, and by the time he walked off, he did.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Golf is my real profession. Entertainment is just a sideline. I tell jokes to pay my greens fees.
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I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support.
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Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They're all running for the Presidency.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Our first stop was red square, the heart of Moscow - if Moscow has one.
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The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.
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I felt I wasn't getting anywhere in England.
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Bing Crosby and I weren't the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other. One of our stock lines used to be "There's nothing I wouldn't do for Bing, and there's nothing he wouldn't do for me." And that's the way we go through life - doing nothing for each other!
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Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.
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Don't tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'
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