Bobby Heenan Quotes
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Its amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver.
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And for those of you that dropped out of high school, remember the famous phrase: 'Do you want fries with that?'
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North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
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The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
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You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
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There's only two kinds of music I don't like....Country and Western.
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You're 83? Really? You don't look it. I would've guessed 81 or 82.
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When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?
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Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box.
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If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn't be a bad place, but it's full of Frenchmen.
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You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice.
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Once you wrestke Rikki Atakki, an hour later you want to wrestle him again.
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There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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If you ever had your moon salted you'd know how painful that could be.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
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Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
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He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Tito Santana is like a cue-ball. The more you strike him, the more english you get out of him.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.' He said, 'I have boys?'
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