Carl Barron Quotes

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  • I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.

    "Carl Barron Live". Comedy, 2003.
  • My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

    Funny   Dad   Sound  
    "Carl Barron Live". Comedy, 2003.
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