Charles M. Schulz Quotes
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All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.
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Linus: What would you say you want most out of life, Charlie Brown? To be happy? CB: Oh, no. I don't expect that. I really don't. I just don't want to be unhappy!
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You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?
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Do you ever feel like running away?" "Of course... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything." "I remember having that feeling once when I was at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm... I climbed over the fence, but I was still in the world!
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What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!
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Life is full of choices, but you never get any!
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You can't eat compliments.
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In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.
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Why are you standing here, Charlie Brown?" "I'm waiting for that little red-haired girl to walk by... I'm going to say hello to her and ask her how she's enjoying her summer vacation, and just sort of talk to her... You know..." "You'll never do it, Charlie Brown... You'll panic..." "Besides that, she's already walked by!
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It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration.
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Never give your heart to a blockhead.
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A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.
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No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!
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The only thing I ever wanted to be was a cartoonist. That's my Life. DRAWING.
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I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!
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I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
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Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
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There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.
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Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
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I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie.
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You can't write a term paper before breakfast.
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On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!
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It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.
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Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.
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I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!
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I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.
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When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.
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There is no greater burden than great potential.
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Happiness is a warm puppy.
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I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.
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