• If love were a product, the queue at the faulty goods desk would stretch right round the universe and back. It doesn't work properly. The seams come apart and it's full of powdered glass.

    Charlie Brooker: If love were a product, the queue at the faulty goods desk would stretch right round the universe and back. It doesn't work properly. The seams come apart and it's full of powdered glass.
    "Supposing... It's Time to Smother Romance in Its Sleep". www.theguardian.com. August 25, 2006.