Charlie Sheen Quotes
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A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.
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I blinked and I cured my brain.
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I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.
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I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.
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I’m not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.
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I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.
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If someone follows you, go to a different room. If they keep following you, get in your car. If they follow you in your car, drive to a police station. There are ways to not engage.
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Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.
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Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.
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I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.
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I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.
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I so desperately wanted to be Mr. Somebody. Instead, I was the little brother, included to a point.
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There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.
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I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...
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Let's talk about something exciting. Me.
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You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.
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Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?
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I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?
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You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.
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The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.
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Get your egos off the battlefield.
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I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.
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The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.
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They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.
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I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.
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Im a peaceful man with bad intentions.
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I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.
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Those of us who did make it have an obligation to build again. To teach to others what we know, and to try with what's left of our lives to find a goodness and a meaning to this life.
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Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
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When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.
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