Chetan Bhagat Quotes
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From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.
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We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.
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Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is - that of an overpaid clerk
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While I am a capitalist at heart and I have no problems with commercialization as such, I believe that while it's okay if education becomes a profitable business, it's not okay if it becomes corrupt.
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It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I'd rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.
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The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.
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Let's be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I'd read the 'WSJ' in the morning, and for years I have done that.
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Even now I try to make each page compelling for the readers to get absorbed in the book.
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Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
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She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?
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Sometimes in your life you just meet someone or hear something that nudges you on the right path. And that becomes the best advice. It could just be a bit of commonsense said in a way that resonates with something in you. It's nothing new, but because it connects with you it holds meaning for you.
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How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?
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Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
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Nature designed with a random set of genes and circumstances in which we were born. To be happy, we have to accept it and make the most of nature’s design. Are you? Goals will help you do that. I must add, don’t just have career or academic goals. Set goals to give you a balanced, successful life. I use the word balanced before successful. Balanced means ensuring your health, relationships, mental peace are all in good order.
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The pretty girl is always right.
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The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
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A 'very good friend' is a dangerous category with Indian girls. From here you can either make fast progress or if you play it wrong, you can go down to the lowest category invented by the Indian women ever - rakhi brother. Rakhi brother really means 'you can talk to me, but don't even freaking think about anything else you bore'.
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All of us needed time to rest. And we had time - four months of it - to take all the rest in the world.
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I myself don't know what makes my books work. I enter a bookstore and I'm frankly overwhelmed by the number of books in most of them, and I know people are buying mine.
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The world's most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice.
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Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them
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The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
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Forgiving doesn't make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.
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Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.
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A wise man can be a fool in love.
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In our education system, we are taught to munch figures and remember them for lifetime. But does it help? We are not taught how to make decisions.
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Sometimes, life isn't about what you want to do but what you ought to do.
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Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian
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When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.
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I’ve told you the four thunderstorms – disappointment, frustration, unfairness and isolation. You cannot avoid them, as like the monsoon they will come into your life at regular intervals. You just need to keep the raincoat handy to not let the spark die
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