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  • There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to hire me for big budget blockbusters, but the thing I would love most would be if they understood people don't have to be Hollywood beautiful to be sexy or interesting.

    "10 Questions: Colin Mochrie" by Ken P., www.ign.com. May 9, 2003.
  • Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars to close down their stall, which was outside the Playboy mansion where they had been selling flowers. Said one friar, well, if it was anyone else we may have gotten away from it, but, unfortunately, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

  • We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • NASA sends probe to Uranus, people everywhere giggle.

  • What kind of FBI agent are you?

  • When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead!

  • The Hills are alive with the sound of CRAP!

  • Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

  • He had the kind of face only a mother could love. If that mother was blind in one eye, and had that sort of milky film over the other one, ya..ya know, ya know what I mean? But still he was my identical twin.

  • It all started with a badly timed bald joke!

  • I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an act of cod?

    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named Cher. And although I love much of her late stuff, her early stuff was the stuff that I really, really loved.

  • The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people can't learn by being hit over the head with facts. I think, as comedians, we're trying to change the world. It's slow, but sure.

    Source: www.macleans.ca
  • I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

    "Whose Line Is It Anyway?". www.imdb.com. 1998-2007.
  • This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

    "Whose Line Is It Anyway?". www.imdb.com. 1998 - 2007.
  • And if that isnt the truth, it would be a lie.

  • I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'

  • To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I just make up crap.

    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours. Thankfully, I only think about that right before we go on, and then once we're out there, everything's fine.

    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the thing, so I have total control over everything that happens. When we're improvising, I'm with someone I totally trust. I know things are going to work out. I don't have those guarantees in life. There are no consequences on stage.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • I have many favorite artists...Van Gough as one, but he didn't really sing a lot!

  • What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution?

  • You don't sweat much for a fat girl.

    "You Don't Sweat Much for a Fat Girl". Book by Celia Rivenbark, www.usatoday.com. August 16, 2011.
  • Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

  • After a disappointing summer, Humpty Dumpty has a great fall.

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