Corey Ford Quotes

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  • Men cannot think like dogs.... [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human who is given an intricate problem will spend all day trying to solve it, but a canine will have the sense to give up and do something else instead.

    Funny   Dog   Giving Up  
  • The name Alaska is probably an abbreviation of Unalaska, derived from the original Aleut word agunalaksh, which means "the shores where the sea breaks its back." The war between water and land is never-ending. Waves shatter themselves in spent fury against the rocky bulwarks of the coast; giant tides eat away the sand beaches and alter the entire contour of an island overnight; williwaw winds pour down the side of a volcano like snow sliding off a roof, building to a hundred-mile velocity in a matter of minutes and churning the ocean into a maelstrom where the stoutest vessels founder.

    Beach   War   Ocean  
    Corey Ford (2003). “Where the Sea Breaks Its Back: The Epic Story - Georg Steller & the Russian Exploration of AK”, p.11, Graphic Arts Books
  • A trout fisherman is something that defieth understanding.

    Lakes   Sea   Fishing  
  • Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night.

    Funny   Dog   Home  
    Corey Ford (1952). “Every Dog Should Have a Man: The Care and Feeding of Dog's Best Friend”
  • She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words

    Flirty   Eye   Flirting  
  • Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

    Funny   Dog   Witty  
    Corey Ford (1952). “Every Dog Should Have a Man: The Care and Feeding of Dog's Best Friend”
  • When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with a puppy's rubber mouse, for instance, it only confuses the young dog and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that his world is unstable, and wonders whether he is expected to walk on his hind legs and learn to smoke cigars.

    Funny   Dog   Play  
    "The Trickiest Thing in Feathers".
  • Funny how a wife can spot a blonde hair at twenty yards, yet miss the garage doors.

    Hair   Doors   Wife  
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