Craig Reucassel Quotes
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It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.
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Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!
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Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.
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Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.
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Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.
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Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!
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Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.
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New studies show that 100% of all smokers die.
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I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'
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1 + 1 = 2. Everything else is derived.
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The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!
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Think Tank, noun: The shower.
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I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.
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Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.
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Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.
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You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.
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It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.
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Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.
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Power interrupts. Uninterruptible power interrupts absolutely.
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When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.
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Anything on paper is obsolete!
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The Thought Police: To censor and protect.
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In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.
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It's funny how most activists are pacifists.
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If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.
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Don't judge a book by its thickness either.
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The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
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The only thing that is obscene is censorship.
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Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.
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When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.
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