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  • The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I'm known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • It is better to watch things then to do them.

    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.

  • How I imagined myself being 50 is not how I am feeling now. You think you'll be different, but I still feel like I am about 12 years old - mentally, not physically.

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  • I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

    Kids   Hard Work   Sunday  
  • Although I don't get the parts in films or other television shows that would be befitting of a huge, international star, I don't have to worry about walking around on the street or eating at a restaurant. Occasionally, you do get recognized a little bit. And that's fine. Most people are pretty cool about it. That's the thing - it's such a low-key thing that I can still enjoy it and not worry about it.

    People   Worry   Film  
    Source: www.avclub.com
  • Beer. Now there's a temporary solution!

    Beer   Alcohol   Pubs  
    "Fictional character: Homer Simpson". TV Series "The Simpsons" ("Homer's Odyssey", 1990), www.imdb.com. (1989 - ).
  • English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!

  • Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy.

    Book   Guy   Cost  
  • Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • It's hard to find a play that's right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • The Simpsons take up so little time that I'm able to do other things as well.

    Littles   Able   Wells  
    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • There is no strong beer, just weak men

    Strong   Beer   Men  
  • It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized. It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to. In L.A., I'm just another character actor.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.

    Funny   Dark   People  
    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he's just much misguided. He's boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.

    Lazy   May   Common  
    "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.

    Long   Acting   Matter  
    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • Operator! Give me the number for 911!

    "The Simpsons: Bart vs. Thanksgiving". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1990.
  • If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.

    Girl   Sports   Wrestling  
  • If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

  • There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!

    Fighting   Purpose   Care  
  • Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I'm tired of making other people feel good about themselves.

    Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
  • After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.

    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.

    Scripts   Ifs  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.

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