Dane Cook Quotes About Funny

We have collected for you the TOP of Dane Cook's best quotes about Funny! Here are collected all the quotes about Funny starting from the birthday of the Comedian – March 18, 1972! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 5 sayings of Dane Cook about Funny. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!
  • I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50.

  • When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it and they're like, 'What do I do ... I don't really ... ha-huh ...' Yeah, it's the button on the top right where it always is since the beginning of #*@! time!

  • If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

  • Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake up, bright and early, sleep in their eyes and say: "Hey, perfect."

  • I always wanted to be a snake. Every time I saw a snake on TV. I'd always say 'Why not me?'

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