Dane Cook Quotes About Home
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My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The thing that sucked is when I would go collecting everyone acted like they were not home. Totally sucked but because I could control the weather I showered trashcan size hail down on their homes until they were completely decimated.
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In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak.
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I got home from work today and took like a one hundred hour nap. No you did not. You'd be very sick if you were taking one hundred hour naps. That's a coma! If you said you took a coma after work I'd be able to follow the story.
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It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a pile of clothes.
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I was home educated but would skip my lessons to go hang out at school.
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I love being on stage if I'm not on a set. If I'm at home, I'm usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website or whatever it may be. I just love putting creativity into a performance.
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