Dane Cook Quotes About Today

We have collected for you the TOP of Dane Cook's best quotes about Today! Here are collected all the quotes about Today starting from the birthday of the Comedian – March 18, 1972! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 4 sayings of Dane Cook about Today. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!
  • I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

  • I got home from work today and took like a one hundred hour nap. No you did not. You'd be very sick if you were taking one hundred hour naps. That's a coma! If you said you took a coma after work I'd be able to follow the story.

  • I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and learning.

  • I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

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