Daniel Tosh Quotes About School
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Don't you love it when people in school are like, “I'm a bad test taker”? You mean, you're stupid. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is crystal up here, but once paint hits canvas, I develop Parkinson's.
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I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.
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My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
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I grew up in Florida and went to school there, and ended up going to University of Central Florida.
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High school is just like glee, a bunch of people dying of drug overdose.
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