• I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.

    Danny DeVito: I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.
    "Danny DeVito: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. December 20, 2010.