Darynda Jones Quotes

• I know what kind of man it takes to get involved with something as barbarous as human trafficking.” “I get it, Swopes. He’s not the kind of man you take home to meet your stepmom.” I rethought that. “Wait a minute. Maybe my stepmom would like to meet him. Do you think he ships to Istanbul?

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  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.262, St. Martin's Press

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• .. an emergency stash of Thin Mints. Frickin' Girl Scouts. Those things were way to addictive. They had to be laced with crack." Charlie Davidson Fourth Grave Beneath my Feet

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  Feet  

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• Least he's committed," I offered. "Or needs to be.

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  Needs  

  Darynda Jones (2012). “Death and the Girl Next Door”, p.19, Macmillan

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• I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is Scotty." Garret chuckled and buried his face in his hands. He asked.

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.278, Macmillan

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• At first, I could lie about my lack of sleep and she'd fall for it, but she started suspecting insomnia when I began seeing purple elephants in the air vents at the office. I knew I shouldn't have asked her about them. I thought maybe she'd redecorated.

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  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.11, Macmillan

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• I was white. Chalk had more color than I did. And quite possibly more personality.

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  Darynda Jones (2013). “Death, Doom, and Detention”, p.19, Macmillan

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• He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake.

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  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.149, Macmillan

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• After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to whom it was referring, I figured it couldn't possibly be talking to me.

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  Darynda Jones (2012). “Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet”, p.105, Macmillan

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• Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to the powers that be. I don't want much else from them either.

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.56, Macmillan

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• And," Amber said, practically drooling as she ogled him, "it's tradition for new arrivals to help with the pep rally." Brooklyn quirked her lips in doubt. "Tradition?" "It's a new tradition," Amber shot back. "Clearly the deeper meaning of the word has escaped you.

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• You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.125, Macmillan

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• ...and then she glared at me, the same glare my stepmother used to give me when I gave her the Nazi salute. That woman was so touchy about her resemblance to Hitler.

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “For I Have Sinned (A Charley Davidson Story): A HeroesandHeartbreakers.com Original”, p.52, Macmillan

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• Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave On The Right: Number 1 in series”, p.102, Hachette UK

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• I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.70, Macmillan

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• You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

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• Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.74, Macmillan

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• Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way.

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  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.1, Macmillan

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• That you honestly believe I am capable of hurting innocent people for no reason.” “You’re not?” I asked, hope softening my voice. “Oh, no, I’m more than capable. I just didn’t realize you knew that.

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.91, Macmillan

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• I had yet to be a mother, but I would have thought it difficult to forget something it took thirty-seven hours of excruciating pain to push out from between my legs ~Charley Davidson

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “For I Have Sinned (A Charley Davidson Story): A HeroesandHeartbreakers.com Original”, p.54, Macmillan

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• You introduced me to Danger and Will Robinson, but you neglected to acquaint me with the other two.” “Fine,But you can’t make fun of their names. They’re very sensitive.” “I would never.” I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, “This is Beam Me Up.” Then to my right. “And this is Scotty.

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• For one week, all I could think about was drinking margaritas--well, that and running my tongue along Reyes's teeth--but I didn't have salt--or Reyes's teeth. I'd also lacked the energy to leave my apartment to get some--or the desire to stoop low enough to beg Reyes to let me lick his teeth after what he did--so I could only wish for a margarita. And dream of Reyes's teeth. I'd secretly hoped a margarita would magically appear in my hand, but that would mean I would have to put down the remote, and God knew that was not going to happen.

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  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.153, St. Martin's Press

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• I brought out the most powerful tool I had in my arsenal. "If you resist," I said into Reyes's ear, "I'll be forced to Taser you." He looked at what I had in my hand. "That's a phone." "I have an app. You'll probably experience nerve damage. Slight memory loss.

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• But give up my business? The same business I'd built from the ground up with my own two hands and designer Louis Vuittons? The same business for which I'd sacrificed blood, sweat, and tears? Well, maybe not sweat and tears, but there was blood. Lots of blood. Give it up? Not likely. Besides, what else would I do? I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

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  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.36, Macmillan

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• Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.

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  Curiosity   Zombie   Killing  

  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.564, St. Martin's Press

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• Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.161, Macmillan

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• That's my entire weekend. I had plans" "A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind. "Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.

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• There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

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  Darynda Jones (2012). “Third Grave Dead Ahead”, p.26, Macmillan

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• Nobody wants to look like a fool. Nine times out of ten, that reason alone keeps people from allowing themselves to believe.

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  People  

  Darynda Jones (2011). “First Grave on the Right”, p.61, Macmillan

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• I'd have a longer attention span if there weren't so many shiny things.

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  Darynda Jones (2015). “The Charley Davidson Series”, p.189, St. Martin's Press

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• He was like chocolate-covered heroin, and I was an addict through and through.

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  Darynda Jones (2011). “Second Grave on the Left”, p.37, Macmillan

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