Dave Attell Quotes About Fun

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I tell you one thing that's great about children. They don't need a show to have fun. What do they need? A book of matches, some oily rags, a little brother... that's all they need.
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Brother Children Fun

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Everything you do, burns calories. Getting up in the morning, 100 calories; kicking the hooker out of your bed, another 100; diapering your monkey, 35 calories; laughing at a midget, fun and 10 calories; catching your girlfriend with another guy, 2000-3000 calories, depending on backswings.
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Funny Girlfriend Morning

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You gotta make your own fun. That's right, listen to that mother of two, she knows what I'm talking about.
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Funny Mother Humor

TV Series "Comedy Central Presents" ("Dave Attell", 1999), (1998– ).

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You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?
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Fun Thinking Good Times

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