ᐅ I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival. – Dave Attell | QuotesTrue.com

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I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival.

Dave Attell

"Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album, February 4, 2003.

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