Dave Barry Quotes About Food

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  • If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered with French people, why are today's airplanes, which are equipped with radar and computers and individualized liquor bottles, unable to cope with fog?

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.234, Ballantine Books
  • My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

  • Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (2003). “Boogers Are My Beat: More Lies, but Some Actual Journalism”, p.182, Crown Archetype
  • The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins.

    Trust   Food   Lakes  
  • This book is dedicated to Wilbur and Orville Wright, without whom air sickness would still be just a dream.

    Funny   Dream   Humorous  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.5, Ballantine Books
  • Sailboats are the slowest form of transportation on Earth with the possible exeption of airline flights that go through O'Hare.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
  • The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been on lately, we passengers would have swiftly beaten them to death with those hard rolls you get with your in-flight meals.

    Funny   Hate   Humorous  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Greatest Hits”, p.127, Ballantine Books
  • In modern America, food is abundant everywhere except aboard commercial airplanes.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
  • The Russians will never be able to get their missiles thought the dense protective layer of delayed flights circling over the United States in complex, puke-inducing holding patterns.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
  • Airline food is not intended for human consumption. It's intended as a form of in-flight entertainment, wherein the object is to guess what it is, starting with broad categories such as "mineral" and "linoleum."

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.39, Ballantine Books
  • Speaking of food, English cuisine has received a lot of unfair criticism over the years, but the truth is that it can be a very pleasant surprise to the connoisseur of severely overcooked livestock organs served in lukewarm puddles of congealed grease. England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria.

    Food   School   Years  
    "Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need". Book by Dave Barry, 1991.
  • The Hawaiian Islands were discovered by hardy Polynesian sailors, who crossed thousands of miles of open ocean in primitive canoes, braving violent storm-tossed seas for months at a time. My family and I arrived by modern commercial aviation, which was infinitely worse.

    Funny   Humorous   Ocean  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.107, Crown Archetype
  • I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (2011). “Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down”, p.94, Ballantine Books
  • This year, U.S. airlineswill carry a record 143 million passengers, who will be in the air for 382 million hours, during which they will be fed an estimated total of four peanuts.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (2011). “Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down”, p.139, Ballantine Books
  • In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess.

    Food   Mean   Wind  
  • A hundred years ago, it could take you the better part of a year to get from New York to California; whereas today, because of equipment problems at O'Hare, you can't get there at all.

    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.9, Ballantine Books
  • Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
  • If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.

    Funny   Jobs   Humorous  
    Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need”, p.46, Ballantine Books
  • Funny, isn't it? The airlines go to all that trouble to keep you from taking a gun on board, then they just hand you a dinner roll you could kill a musk ox with.

    Funny   Humorous   Food  
    Dave Barry (1994). “The World According to Dave Barry”, Outlet
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