Dave Barry Quotes About Hilarious
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If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
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