Dave Barry Quotes About Inspirational

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  • Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.

    Dave Barry (1985). “Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead”, p.32, Rodale
  • My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

  • No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

    Dave Barry (1998). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Crown
  • To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

    Dave Barry (2013). “My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry”, p.73, Andrews McMeel Publishing
  • The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers.

  • If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.

  • A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

    Dave Barry (1998). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Crown
  • A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children.

  • When my generation was your age, we took crazy risks. The wildest thing was - prepare to be shocked - we deliberately ingested carbohydrates!

  • Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.

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