Dave Barry Quotes About Meetings

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  • Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.

  • If you have ever seen the movie Night of the Living Dead, you have a rough idea how modern corporations and organizations operate, with projects and proposals that everybody thought were killed constantly rising from their graves to stagger back into meetings and eat the brains of the living.

    Dave Barry (1986). “Claw Your Way to the Top: How to Become the Head of a Major Corporation in Roughly a Week”, p.25, Rodale
  • Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

    Dave Barry (1994). “The World According to Dave Barry”, Outlet
  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'

    Dave Barry (1999). “Dave Barry Turns 50”, Random House Digital, Inc.
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