Dave Barry Quotes About Office
-
...and suddenly it hits you: Human skin is actually made up of billions of tiny units of protoplasm, called "cells"! And what is even more interesting, the ones on the outside are all dying! This is a fact. Your skin is like an aggressive modern corporation, where the older veteran cells, who have finally worked their way to the top and obtained offices with nice views,are constantly being shoved out the window head first, without so much as a pension plan,by younger hotshot cells moving up from below.
→ -
Is there a medical rule that requires doctors-office personnel to treat you as though you have the IQ of a Cheeto?
→ -
I've been to Washington many times over the years for stories, and it always seems remarkably the same. More the same than the rest of the country. It's almost like they dress the same as they did 20 years ago. The same old guys are sitting outside the same dirty, dingy secret offices in the Capitol that you're not allowed to go in.
→ -
Another important rule of affair-having: Never be discreet at the office.
→
Related Authors
-
Robert Benchley Humorist -
Erma Bombeck Column Author -
Ridley Pearson Author -
Alan Zweibel Producer -
Elmore Leonard Novelist -
Tim Dorsey Novelist -
Greg Iles Novelist -
Harry Anderson Actor -
Gene Weingarten Journalist -
Russell Baker Writer -
Stephen King Author -
Scott Turow Author -
Roy Blount, Jr. Writer -
Art Buchwald Humorist -
Steve Martin Actor -
Mitch Albom Author -
William F. Buckley, Jr. Author -
Matt Groening Cartoonist -
Carl Hiaasen Journalist -
Amy Tan Film writer