Dave Barry Quotes About Security
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Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.
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I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Future, and some day, when my generation retires, they will have to pay us trillions of dollars in social security
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My current computer, in addition to 'DOS,' has 'Windows,' which is another invention of Bill Gates, designed as a security measure to thwart those users who are somehow able to get past DOS.
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I don't think the press has done a very good job dealing with government spending.The Defense Department with the $9,500 toilet seat, that's not the problem anymore. Medicare and Medicaid and Social Security are the problem. That's us. That's our generation. There the press never says a word.
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number.
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If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.
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