• If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

    Dave Barry: If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
    Dave Barry (2001). “All the Dave Barry you could ever want: four classic books in one from America's foremost humorist”