Dave Chappelle Quotes
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I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
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It seems like there's never enough famous white people among comic in Hollywood.
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I love being famous - it's phenomenal.
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Hey hey hey, smoke weed everyday
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I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a chronic masturbator.
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I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interest in controlling you.
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I got a lot of positive people around me.
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I care about the work I do. But I'm not going to say that money's not an issue.
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I always take a relationship to the next level. If that works out, I take it to the next level after that, until I finally reach that level when it becomes absolutely necessary for me to leave.
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I just like seeing people. I just like meeting people. I like finding out new walks of life and new ideas.
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I started when I was 14. I figured out that's what I wanted to do when I was 14. Even when I was six, I can remember people telling me, "You're gonna be a comedian," and all this stuff.
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I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.
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New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
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If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
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Whether it means having a show, or a movie, or just being on a stage, I need an avenue to say what I have to say.
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When I'm on stage, I get real happy there. Maybe that's the only time in my adult life I feel like myself.
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Stand-up is the kind of gig that'll show you where you're at.
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There's a lot of people who don't want anything from me but to laugh and have a good time. You see them at the show and they like - they dress up to come see your show and stuff. And they pack these auditoriums and it's a lot of fun, man. It's like, this is how I started, and it's still fun for me.
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Chivalry is dead. Women killed it.
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I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
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My wife asked me once if I weren't a comedian, what I would do. I couldn't answer the question. I never imagined doing anything else.
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I'm an introspective dude.
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Once you been performing on the streets you can conquer any venue.
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They do what they do for money - that's all. I don't even know why you're listening to me. I've done commercials for both Coke and Pepsi. Truth is, I can't even taste the difference, but Pepsi paid me last, so there it is.
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Being famous is great, it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
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What did the 5 fingers say to the face. S L A P!
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Cause my life is dope, and I do dope sh*t
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What that’s allowed me to do is have a vantage point about my own life that's accessible to people still. I could see a guy walking down the street and be like, Even though I'm famous, I got more in common with this guy than, like, Brad Pitt.
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You know, be able to do something great in your life, you're gonna have to realize your failures. You're gonna have to embrace them and figure out how to overcome it.
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Constantly take inventory of what's important to you.
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