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  • I read about a guy in Michigan this winter who was cruising along on his snow mobile. "Whoo hoo!" Didn't see a barbed wire fence. FOOM - cut his head right off. And I'll be honest with you, my first thought was... That's how I want to go. Having the time of your life, "whoo hoo!" FOOM. I want the last thought in my head to be, 'Hey, check out that headless snow mobile driver. He's got a jacket just like mine.'

    Winter   Cutting   Snow  
    "Bob & Tom Comedy All-Stars Tour". Comedy, www.imdb.com. 2007.
  • Don't make sense, make change.

  • The trombone is not meant for romance... any instrument that hawks up it's own loogie every ten minutes is not meant for wooin' the ladies.

    Romance   Hawks   Minutes  
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