• I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.

    Demetri Martin: I am everything and I am nothing. I am just kidding; I am not everything and nothing. That would be ridiculous. I am just everything.
    "Who Am I?" by Demetri Martin, www.newyorker.com. February 28, 2011.