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  • The female covers her breasts, and then proceeds to redefine their shape with a brassiere. This sexual signaling device may be padded or inflatable, so that it not only reinstates the concealed shape, but also enlarges it, imitating in this way the breast swelling that occurs during sexual arousal.

    Arousal   Female   Shapes  
    Desmond Morris (1986). “The illustrated naked ape: a zoologist's study of the human animal”, Crown Pub
  • It is interesting that amongst children of preschool age, the more intelligent ones tend to sleep less than the dull ones. After the age of seven this relationship is reversed, the more intelligent schoolchildren sleeping more than the dull ones.

    Desmond Morris (1986). “The illustrated naked ape: a zoologist's study of the human animal”, Crown Pub
  • ...In little more than a single century from 1820 to 19450, no less than fifty-nine million human animals were killed in inter-group clashes of one sort or another.... We describe these killings as men behaving "like animals," but if we could find a wild animal that showed signs of acting this way, it would be more precise to describe it as behaving like men.

    Animal   Men   Acting  
  • A true bond of friendship is usually only possible between people of roughly equal status. This equality is demonstrated in many indirect ways, but it is reinforced in face-to-face encounters by a matching of the posture of relaxation or alertness.

    Desmond Morris (1977). “Manwatching: A Field Guide to Human Behavior”
  • We are to put it mildly, in a mess, and there is a strong chance that we shall have exterminated ourselves by the end of the century. Our only consolation will be that as a species, we have had an exciting term of office.

    Strong   Office   World  
    Desmond Morris (1967). “The Naked Ape”
  • The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.

    The Human Zoo (1969) p. 8
  • The roots of our Soccer Tribe lie deep in our primeval past.

    Soccer   Lying   Past  
  • Sexual behavior in our species goes through three characteristic phases: pair formation, precopulatory activity, and copulation, usually but not always in that order. The pair-formation stage, usually referred to as courtship, is remarkably prolonged by animal standards.

    Animal   Order   Three  
    Desmond Morris (1986). “The illustrated naked ape: a zoologist's study of the human animal”, Crown Pub
  • No matter how old we become, we can still call them 'Holy Mother' and 'Father' and put a child-like trust in them.

    Faith   Mother   Children  
    Desmond Morris (1977). “Manwatching: A Field Guide to Human Behavior”
  • Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

    Funny   Science   Talking  
  • People who keep dogs live longer on average than those who do not. This is not some kind of pro-canine campaigning fantasy. It is a simple medical fact that the calming influence of the company of a friendly pet animal reduces blood pressure and therefore the risk of heart attack.

    Friendship   Dog   Heart  
  • We may prefer to think of ourselves as fallen angels, but in reality we are rising apes.

    Desmond Morris (1994). “The human animal: a personal view of the human species”, Crown Pub
  • Looking back now on the whole sexual scene we can see that our species has remained much more loyal to its basic biological urges than we might at first imagine. Its primate sexual system with carnivore modifications has survived all the fantastic technological advances remarkably well.

    Sex   Loyal   Might  
    Desmond Morris (1986). “The illustrated naked ape: a zoologist's study of the human animal”, Crown Pub
  • Life is like a very short visit to a toy shop between birth and death.

    Life   Journey   Toys  
    In 'Sunday Express' 3 November 1991
  • Monks, nuns, long-term spinsters and bachelors and permanent homosexuals are all, in a reproductive sense, aberrant. Society has bred them, but they have failed to return the compliment.

    desmond morris (1967). “tha naked ape”
  • The idea that it is funny to see wild animals coerced into acting like clumsy humans, or thrilling to see powerful beasts reduced to cringing cowards by a whip-cracking trainer, is primitive and medieval. It stems from the old idea that we are superior to other species and have the right to hold dominion over them.

    Powerful   Animal   Ideas  
    "Rose-Tinted Menagerie" by William Johnson, (p. 10), 1990.
  • I think like the species I am studying, whatever it is. If I am watching a lizard, I become the lizard. Gazing ath the water at a pike, I become the pike.

  • The response of teenagers to their idols is relevant. As an audience, they enjoy themselves, not by screaming with laughter, but screaming with screams.

    Desmond Morris (1967). “The Naked Ape”
  • We never stop investigating. We are never satisfied that we know enough to get by. Every question we answer leads on to another question. This has become the greatest survival trick of our species.

    Desmond Morris (1986). “The illustrated naked ape: a zoologist's study of the human animal”, Crown Pub
  • This unusual and highly successful species spends a great deal of time examining his higher motives and an equal amount of time ignoring his fundamental ones.

    Desmond Morris (1986). “The illustrated naked ape: a zoologist's study of the human animal”, Crown Pub
  • This gives the agents of the gods a powerful area of support. All they need to do is to remind their followers constantly of their mortality and to convince them that the afterlife itself is under the personal management of the particular gods they are promoting. The self-protective urges of their worshippers will do the rest.

    Desmond Morris (1977). “Manwatching: A Field Guide to Human Behavior”
  • Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.

    Dog   Cat   Artist  
    Desmond Morris (1987). “Cat Watching”, Crown Pub
  • We read off the many signals that our companions' clothes transmit to us in every social encounter. In this way, clothing is as much a part of human body language as gestures, facial expressions and postures.Even those people who insist that they despise attention to clothing, and dress as casually as possible, are making quite specific comments on their social roles and their attitudes towards the culture in which they live.

  • There are one hundred and ninety-three living species of monkeys and apes. One hundred and ninety-two of them are covered with hair. The exception is a naked ape self-named Homo sapiens. The zoologist now has to start making comparisons. Where else is nudity at a premium.

    Hair   Self   Two  
    The Naked Ape introduction (1967)
  • There is nothing biologically unusual about a homosexual act of pseudocopulation. Many species indulge in this, under a variety of circumstances.

    Desmond Morris (1986). “The illustrated naked ape: a zoologist's study of the human animal”, Crown Pub
  • It must be stressed that there is nothing insulting about looking at people as animals. We are animals, after all. Homo sapiens is a species of primate, a biological phenomenon dominated by biological rules, like any other species. Human nature is no more than one particular kind of animal nature. Agreed, the human species is an extraordinary animal; but all other species are also extraordinary animals, each in their own way, and the scientific man-watcher can bring many fresh insights to the study of human affairs if he can retain this basic attitude of evolutionary humility.

    Attitude   Humility   Men  
    Desmond Morris (1977). “Manwatching: A Field Guide to Human Behavior”
  • In a social environment that is ever crowded and impersonal, it is becoming increasingly important to reconsider the value of close personal relationships before we are driven to ask the forlorn question, 'Whatever happened to love?'

  • As long as the human race is able to concern itself with more than mere survival, soccer will have its place.

    Soccer   Football   Race  
    Desmond Morris (1981). “The soccer tribe”, Jonathan Cape
  • Under crowded conditions the friendly social interactions between members of a group become reduced, and the destructive and aggressive patterns show a marked rise in frequency and intensity.

    desmond morris (1967). “tha naked ape”
  • Aquatic animals suffer from the disadvantage that they cannot scream when in pain, so we find it hard to gauge the degree of their agony. If fish could scream, angling purely for sport would be outlawed without delay.

    Sports   Pain   Animal  
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