Douglas Adams Quotes About Zaphod Beeblebrox
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Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer
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I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
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Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.
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So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
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The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.
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I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
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You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'Yeah,' said Zaphod, 'but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' 'THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?' 'But sir,' it squealed, 'I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead...' 'Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.
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"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."
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Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.
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What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?
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Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.
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Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.
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