Dov Davidoff Quotes

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  • We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour.

  • I'd like you much better if you didn't like yourself so much.

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Mar 01, 2012
  • It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

  • People would be so much more interesting if they'd behave like who they are, and not like what they think others expect them to be.

  • We're born alone and we die alone. So in between, let's spend time with people that make us feel good... or at least put-out.

  • The Nazis were well dressed. Today's racists are a rag-tag bunch with no sense of style or panache.

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Oct 19, 2011
  • How come the term 'threesome' is always used in a sexual context? What, nobody plays string instruments any more?

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 14, 2011
  • Comedy has been my way to reconcile with the world. I didn't really set out to do this, but comedy has served as my outlet to address my issues I have with this crazy world.

  • When rappers call each other son it leads me to believe they don't take fatherhood very seriously.

  • Headphone aren't big enough these days. Why not just throw a couple of stereo speakers in a full face motorcycle helmet.

  • The Middle East is America's 'champagne room'. No matter how much you spend, you will still never get what you want.

    America  
    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 28, 2012
  • The entertainment business is to business what plastic flowers are to flowers.

  • Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one.

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from May 12, 2012
  • Health food would seem healthier if the people that sold it looked less unhealthy.

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 20, 2011
  • Dating a white girl is like dating a black girl if she were really passive-agressive.

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 19, 2011
  • Living one's life with unguarded vulnerability is one of the keys to happiness. It's also one of the keys to getting mugged.

  • I would imagine that not having any potential could be less difficult than not fulfilling it.

  • The downside of aging is a slower metabolism and achy joints.The upside is a knowledge of self that prevents one from behaving like a baboon.

  • Heard someone say children are god's gift to the world. What world are you referring to? And what's your definition of gift?

  • If only you understood the way I felt... it wouldn't help much because I don't really like you as a person.

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 11, 2011
  • I really appreciate the way you don't appreciate me, said my subconscious as I agreed to go out with her yet again.

  • America has so much debt, if she were a person she'd need a co-signer to get a car loan.

    America  
  • People increase their use of the term 'sir' when their angry. Little do they know, it only causes me to feel more like I'm wearing a top hat.

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 20, 2011
  • If you got it, flaunt it may be decent advice for prostitutes, but no one else.

  • If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

  • When maintaining a relationship means diminishing your self, it's time to walk.

  • Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it.

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 22, 2011
  • I have a sneaking suspicion that leading an examined life and being really tan aren't consistent with one another.

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 16, 2012
  • The best thing about bugs is their lack of self consciousness, also the ability to fly doesn't hurt.

  • Comedy is rarely funny.

    FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jun 18, 2011
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