E. Jean Carroll Quotes

• Libraries are the latest fashion for the brain.

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  Fashion   Brain   Library  

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• Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted.

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  Evil   Drug   Way  

  E. jean Carroll (1997). “A Dog in Heat is a Hot Dog and Other Rules to Live By”, p.166, Simon and Schuster

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• Human beings are much better at breaking up than they are at getting together. The instinct to get together is very powerful, but it doesn't last long.

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  Powerful   Long   Together  

  Source: www.washingtonpost.com

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• If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed.

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  War   Bed   Tides  

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• A couple must agree on the following topics: 1) Do they want kids? 2) Do they want a dog? 3) Do they want sex? 4) Do they want sleep? (If they answer yes to 3 and 4, then they must answer no to 1.) And finally, 5) Who mixes the cocktails before they both don the sexy rubber gloves and clean the toilet?

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  Sexy   Dog   Couple  

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