Elbert Hubbard Quotes About Funny
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If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
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A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them.
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The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel.
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A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.
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Young women with ambitions should be very crafty and cautious, lest mayhap they be caught in the soft, silken mesh of a happy marriage, and go down to oblivion, dead to the world.
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
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Pessimist: One who has been intimately acquainted with an Optimist.
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Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up.
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If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies.
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Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one.
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.
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Blessed is the man who has found someone to do his work.
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You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
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