Erma Bombeck Quotes About Birth
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Never loan your car to anyone to whom you've given birth.
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Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
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I have always felt that too much time was given before the birth, which is spent learning things like how to breathe in and out with your husband (I had my baby when they gave you a shot in the hip and you didn't wake up until the kid was ready to start school), and not enough time given to how to mother after the baby is born.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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My mother won't admit it, but I've always been a disappointment to her. Deep down inside, she'll never forgive herself for giving birth to a daughter who refuses to launder aluminium foil and use it over again.
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