Erma Bombeck Quotes About Cleaning
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
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Most mothers entering the labor market outside the home are naive. They stagger home each evening, holding mail in their teeth, the cleaning over their arm, a lamb chop defrosting under each armpit, balancing two gallons of frozen milk between their knees, and expect one of the kids to get the door.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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