Erma Bombeck Quotes About Housework
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Housework, if it is done properly, can cause brain damage.
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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.
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Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.
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My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?
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The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
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Housework can kill you if done right.
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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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