Erma Bombeck Quotes About Mom
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Family life got better and we got our car back - as soon as we put 'I love Mom' on the license plate.
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It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have...One pair that see through closed doors. Another in the back of her head...and, of course, the ones in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and reflect 'I understand and I love you' without so much as uttering a word.
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Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing.
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When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
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It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding.
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When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
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Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago.
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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
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