Erma Bombeck Quotes About Parenting
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.
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When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.
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Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
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Do you know what you call those who use towels and never wash them, eat meals and never do the dishes, sit in rooms they never clean, and are entertained till they drop? If you have just answered, 'A house guest,' you're wrong because I have just described my kids.
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In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced in television.
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All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
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