George Carlin Quotes About Plane Crashes

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If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
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George Carlin

Born: May 12, 1937
Died: June 22, 2008
Occupation: Comedian

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George Carlin Quotes About Plane Crashes

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