Groucho Marx Quotes About Beer
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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.
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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.
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Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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