Groucho Marx Quotes About Children

We have collected for you the TOP of Groucho Marx's best quotes about Children! Here are collected all the quotes about Children starting from the birthday of the Comedian – October 2, 1890! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 5 sayings of Groucho Marx about Children. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!
  • Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head nor tail out of it.

    Duck Soup (motion picture) (1933). Screenplay by Bert Kalmar and Harry Ruby.
  • I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.

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  • A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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  • My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.

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  • This would be a better place for children if parents had to eat spinach.

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