Groucho Marx Quotes About Life
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The first thing which I can record concerning myself is, that I was born. These are wonderful words. This life, to which neither time nor eternity can bring diminution - this everlasting living soul, began. My mind loses itself in these depths.
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I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
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A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.
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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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Always examine the dice.
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Remember, the grass is always greener where you don't happen to be the neighbor.
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