Groucho Marx Quotes About Love
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I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book . . . The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
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Love had forged ahead so swiftly that in no time it had displaced agriculture as the leading industry of the period. To anyone who has tried both, this wont come as much of a surprise.
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Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
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Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
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Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks.
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My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.
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