Groucho Marx Quotes About Marriage

We have collected for you the TOP of Groucho Marx's best quotes about Marriage! Here are collected all the quotes about Marriage starting from the birthday of the Comedian – October 2, 1890! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 9 sayings of Groucho Marx about Marriage. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!
  • I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

    Funny  
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  • Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

    Funny  
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  • Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

    Love  
  • The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

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  • Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.

    Witty  
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  • Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.

    Funny   Crazy  
  • I am a man and you are a woman. I can't think of a better arrangement.

  • Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

    Funny  
  • One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife.

    Wife  
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